"Do you have this stuff at your house? In your room?"
"Diddling but the good kind."
"Easy. My hairline in two years.”
"Could I get a pack of American spirits, a powerball, and I killed a guy?"
"1920 x 1080 px
Stevie Leigh Crutcher
"Tried to steal the Declaration of Independence, but accidentally stole the Bill of Rights like a moron.
"You sing beautifully when you're in the shower."
Patrick Henry Dollah
"An unwashed chainsmoker with explosive diarrhea making a meal of food-processor-fresh horseradish and old fish in a laboratory where they synthesize new and unusual thiols.
"Chuck enough fat clouds to rebuild heaven."
"There is no Thanksgiving, only Zuul."
E. Marvin Johnson
Burning flesh and burning hair.
"Go on a diet, you fat fuck."
"A photopoll question to which I have no witty answer."
"Racism. No - giant scorpion.”
" I think it would be cool to have this wonderfully carefree morning, perfect temps, sunny, and trippin' on mushrooms in NYC at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade with ALL of the people I love, lunch at some paradise of food buffets, then to be teleported home to finish the day smoking weed and watching tele. Maybe some "doin' it" later with someone, if I'm not too full still."
"To steal the pink panther diamond."
"To feature at more clubs."
“A monster made of commitment.”
"You look just like my daughter. She doesn't talk to me anymore. You wouldn't betray your mom like that, right?"
"Why don't you bring as many presents to the poor kids in my neighborhood?."
"Devin’s hairline now."
"Freddy Krueger in Donald Trump’s skin."
"Triggered the libs."
"Man Vs Dumpster: An Urban Camping Survival Guide."
Tucker James Rowan
"Ice Road Tucker- Menthol cigarettes and pork cracklins.
"Set fire to Donald Trump's comb-over.
"A. To sleep in more. B. To sleep in MORE SUPERMODELS. C. To sleep. (answer: A. & C.)"
"Do you work here often? How's your mom doin'?"
"Neo Neo-ball-itan: A carton of three different flavors of ice cream. Chocolate, vanilla and balls. On the box, there is a picture of Keanu Reeves."